The Joke’s On Us
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is your lucky night. I have, by mere luck, come across a most excellent display of quality in humor. This week a new series of books arrived at my place of employment. Kevin and I browsed through these new selections and made a gigantic discovery.
May I present to you, my friends, the best in Christian humor.
From the book Knock Knock Who’s There, Good Clean Fun For Everyone comes these cleverly written jokes.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ox
Ox who?
Ox for me and my house we will serve the Lord.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pastor
Pastor who?
He makes me to lie down in green pastors.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hymn
Hymn who?
Hymn and her ought to go together.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Psalm
Psalm who?
Psalm of you ought to go to church.
And there you go. Quality at it’s finest folks.
Since when did the word “ox” sound like the word ‘as?’ At all? But, because we’re “christians” we can’t use the funnier version that ACTUALLY RHYMES…
Allow me to create some funnier jokes for y’all’s enjoyment, using the jokes above for inspiration.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Ass
Ass who?
Ass for me and my house we hate these jokes
Knock knock
Who’s there
Pastor
Pastor who?
Pastor me any more with these stupid jokes and i’ll kick your ass.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Psalm
Psalm who?
Psalmone who sold his soul to satan to get his Christian joke book published
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ox
Ox who?
Ox me why i’m writing stupid Christian jokes
Okay, if you didn’t have so many bloody blog points already I’d defiantly give you some for this. Well done!
Bah, I might just give you some points anyway. Just a few.
Though, your jokes defiantly weren’t ox good ox the originals, no defiantly not. You defiantly deserve some points though. Here, have 500.
I just got some pretty strange looks from my tellers b/c I burst out into a crazy laughing fit at Rob’s jokes. They were difanutly the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time!!!!!!!!!