So, looking for inspiration, I was browsing around the World Wide Web and found this meme. I thought it had some pretty odd questions, so I thought I’d go with it. Feel free to play along!
What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?
St. Ive’s Oatmeal and Shea Butter.
Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
No.
What would you change about your living room?
I wouldn’t mind if it was slightly larger.
Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
I don’t have a dishwasher, never have. I don’t even know how to operate one. And, my sink is empty;-)
What is in your fridge?
Milk, Half & Half, Flour, Bread Flour, Grey Poupon, Roast Beef, Swiss Cheese, Mozzarella Cheese, Orange Juice, Ketchup, Mustard, Potatoes, Cream Cheese, Crumpets, Eggs, Brown Sugar, Butter, Miracle Whip, Green Olives, Leftovers, Hot Sauce, Soy Sauce, Barbecue Sauce, Teriyaki Sauce, Jelly, Yeast.
White or wheat bread?
White. Well, anything smooth really. No graininess please;-) I love potato bread, which is what we have right now.
What is on top of your refrigerator?
Plastic Containers, A George Foreman Grill, Water for coffee-making.
What color or design is on your shower curtain?
It’s green & brown and red, with frogs on it;-)
How many plants are in your home?
Zero, but I have a cinnamon broom, does that count?
Is your bed made right now?
Uh, no. I sorta fail at daily bed-making. I only make it when I want to;-) I know, I know, go ahead and gasp.
Comet or Soft Scrub?
Comet, will make your whole mouth clean, Comet will do the work you’ve never seen, Comet will make you vomit, so buy Comet and vomit today!
Is your closet organized?
Define organized. It’s neat and clean, but the clothes aren’t arranged alphabetically or anything.
Can you describe your flashlight?
Skinny, small and black. Very professional looking.
Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?
Plastic for cold beverages, glass for hot.
Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
Nope.
If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
No garage.
Curtains or blinds?
Both.
How many pillows do you sleep with?
3, two regular and one of those heavy duty arm chair resty looking pillows…um I don’t know what it’s called.
Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
The phone is always lit up.
How often do you vacuum?
Every day or every other.
Standard toothbrush or electric?
Standard.
What color is your toothbrush?
Um…green and something…
Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?
Yes. It says “Wipe Your Paws.”
What is in your oven right now?
Nothing.
Is there anything under your bed?
Nope.
Chore you hate doing the most?
Folding laundry.
What retro items are in your home?
Um…we have some nostalgic tin signs and some classic films. Does that count? We have plenty of old furniture.
Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
Yes. I love our office.
How many mirrors are in your home?
3..I think.
What color are your walls?
The kitchen is blue, the living room, whiteish and some kind of reddish color. The bathroom is also blueish and the bedroom is green. The dining room is wood and the office is blue. The guest room…um…I wanna say blue too;-)
Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?
Nope.
What does your home smell like right now?
It should smell like food, because I should be making dinner!
Favorite candle scent?
Anything tasty. Sugar Cookie, Apple Pie etc.
What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
Fridge obsessed much? Um…I believe we are out of pickles at the moment. Very sad indeed. But, we like Vlasic and Claussen’s.
What color is your favorite Bible?
Oh, that’s tough. The one I am currently using is Camouflage, oh yes it is! Um..sentimentally, I’d have to say black.
Ever been on your roof?
A world of no.
Do you own a stereo?
Of course.
How many TVs do you have?
Just one.
How many house phones?
Two.
Do you have a housekeeper?
Haha, that would be me! TYVM.
What style do you decorate in?
It’s a bit of a hodge-podge since I am not wealthy enough to fully explore my decorating ideas. But, mostly country mixed with primitive.
Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints?
Depends. I do not like anything flowery, but I do like prints if they are nifty ones.
Is there a smoke detector in your home?
No, but we need to get one. We do have a fire extinguisher.
In case of fire, what are the items in your house which you’d grab if you only could make one quick trip?
Assuming we are all out safely, um…my stuffed animals, wedding album, our fire box…wait does that make sense? and um…things that were my mom’s.
